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  1. #1901
    ihatehuman

    Werwolf
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  4. #1904
    Werwolf

  5. #1905
     Jolly Roger
    Jul 2006
    5,931
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    Werwolf
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    quem nao arrisca nao petisca.

  6. #1906
    Nekto Nemo

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     Amorph
    Oct 2004
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     Jolly Roger
    Jul 2006
    5,931
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  10. #1910
    Werwolf

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     Jolly Roger
    Jul 2006
    5,931
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    Werwolf
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    quem nao arrisca nao petisca.

  12. #1912
    Werwolf

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     Jolly Roger
    Jul 2006
    5,931
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    Dear Signore Directore,
    Now i am a tella you story how I was a treated at your hotella.
    I am a comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay as a Sotona man at your hottella...
    When i comma in my room I see there is no shit in my bed how can I sleep with no shit in my bed?
    So I calla down to receptione and tella:"I wanna shit!"
    They tella me "Go to toilet."
    I say:"No,no. I wanna shit in my bed."
    They say: "You better not shit in your bed, you sonnawabitch!"
    What is a sonnawabitch?
    I go down for breakfast into ristorante,I order bacon and eggs and two pissis of toast.
    I getta only one piss of toast, I tella waitress, and pointa of toast:
    "I wanna piss!"
    She tella me:" Do to toilet."
    I say:"No,no. I wanna piss on my plate!"
    She then say to me:"You bloody hella not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch!"
    Second person who do not even know me calla me sonnawabitch!
    What is a sonnawabitch? Later I go for dinner in your ristorante. Spoon and knife is laid out, but no fock.
    I tella waitress:"I wanna fock."
    And she tella me:" Sure, everyone wanna fork!"
    I tella her:" No,no. you dont undderstand me. I wanna fuck on the table!"
    She tella me- So you sonnawabitch wanna fuck on the table!
    Get your ass out of here!
    So I go to receptions and ask for a bill I no wanna stay in this hotella no more. When i have paid the billa, the portier say to me "Thak you, and peace on you."
    I say - Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch!
    I go back to Italy! I never more comma stay your hotella no more, you sonnawabitch!

    Sincerely
    Sotona
    quem nao arrisca nao petisca.

  14. #1914
     A-lex
    Sep 2005
    7,911
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    Jolly Roger, ?
    Mutter, der Mann mit dem Koks ist da!

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     Jolly Roger
    Jul 2006
    5,931
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    A-lex
    Jolly Roger, ?
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    quem nao arrisca nao petisca.

  16. #1916
    ihatehuman

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  17. #1917
    Werwolf

    ihatehuman
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  18. #1918
    Schlaf


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    *Askold*


  20. #1920
    Schlaf

    *Askold*

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    *Askold*

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  22. #1922
    Emily

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    *Askold*

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    Emily

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  25. #1925
    Werwolf

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