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  1. #4001
    Queen of Darkness
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ ßïîíñêèå ãîòû



    Âñÿ ãàëåðåÿ çäåñü

  2. #4002
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð catsnkisses
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    May 2005
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Îñòèí, Òåõàñ
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    3,663
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îíî

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    ñèìïîòè÷íî, êñòàòè.

    ëàïî÷êè òàêèå
    Ïîñëåäíèé ðàç ðåäàêòèðîâàë(à) - catsnkisses; 28-06-2007 â 20:09
    ...................rarr......

  3. #4003
    Werwolf
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Queen of Darkness - Õàðäêîð è ïîøëÿòèíà.
    catsnkisses - Ìàðòûøêè êàêèå-òî.

  4. #4004
    Werwolf
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Îõóåâøàÿ ìàëîëåòíÿÿ òóïàÿ ïèçäà è å¸ äåáèëüíàÿ ìàìà. (ÄÐ èñïîð÷åí...)
    PS Äóøèòü òàêèõ íàäî, à ëó÷øå â àðìèþ îòïðàâëÿòü ôîðìó ñîëäàòàì ïîñëå ìàðøáðîñêîâ ñòèðàòü.

  5. #4005
    -Uniforma-
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Âîò ñóêà.Ëè÷íî áû âúåáàëà ñ íîãè.

  6. #4006
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Biatlonistka
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Aug 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Roma, Italia
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    664
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îíà

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî -Uniforma- Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Âîò ñóêà.Ëè÷íî áû âúåáàëà ñ íîãè.
    Ïðèñîåäèíÿþñü

  7. #4007
    Ìîäåðàòîð Àâàòàð Tinien
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Aug 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Auckland
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    9,615
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí
    So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit.

  8. #4008
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Biatlonistka
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Aug 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Roma, Italia
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    664
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îíà

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Tinien Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Preved++ — ïîðâàëî

  9. #4009
    Ìîäåðàòîð Àâàòàð Tinien
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Aug 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Auckland
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    9,615
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Ìåíÿ ïîðâàëî
    NecroSoft Visual Medved 8 only
    So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit.

  10. #4010
    Werwolf
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    //Óæàñ.

  11. #4011
    Queen of Darkness
    Ãîñòü

    Áîëüøîé ïàëåö ââåðõ

    Ó Çâåðåâà î÷åðåäíûå íîâûå øóçû))) ×åðò, î òàêèõ ñòî ëåò ìå÷òàþ))) ÃÄå îí îòîâàðèâàåòñÿ?

  12. #4012
    Werwolf
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Queen of Darkness Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Ó Çâåðåâà î÷åðåäíûå íîâûå øóçû))) ×åðò, î òàêèõ ñòî ëåò ìå÷òàþ))) ÃÄå îí îòîâàðèâàåòñÿ?
    Ïðè åãî áàáêàõ äóìàþ îí ìîæåò ñåáå ïîçâîëèòü âåùè íà çàêàç äåëàòü.

  13. #4013
    Queen of Darkness
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Werwolf Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Ïðè åãî áàáêàõ äóìàþ îí ìîæåò ñåáå ïîçâîëèòü âåùè íà çàêàç äåëàòü.
    ýòîò ñó÷îê äàæå â èíòåðâüþ íå ïðèçíàåòñÿ, ãäå çàêàçûâàåò îáóâü íå â ïåðâûé ðàç ïûòàþñü âûâåäàòü åãî ñåêðåò.

  14. #4014
    Werwolf
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Íó, äûê âèäàòü î÷åíü ñåêðåòíàÿ êîíòîðà...

  15. #4015
    Werwolf
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ


  16. #4016
    Queen of Darkness
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    2 Âîëê - ýòîò ãàä, âèäèìî, áîèòñÿ, ÷òî âñå ãîòû íà÷íóò â òàêèõ æå êðåéçè-øóçàõ õîäèòü!

    Hey man, I need a gun.
    - Well, sir, what kind of gun do you want?
    - Hey, I need a gun for shooting cans…
    - Sorry sir… For shooting what???
    - I need a big fucking gun for shooting cans!!!
    - OK sir…What kind of cans do you want to shoot?
    - Oh… Different cans: afri-cans, mexi-cans…

  17. #4017
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Biatlonistka
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Aug 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Roma, Italia
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    664
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îíà

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Queen of Darkness Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Different cans: afri-cans, mexi-cans…
    Good one =) And here's another good one:

    - What do you call a monkey in a tree?
    - A Branch Manager!

  18. #4018
    Ïîëûíü
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Sex with a business lady :

    -May I cum in?
    -Shure

  19. #4019
    Queen of Darkness
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ Êîëõîçíûé êëóá VS Elite Clubbing … Êòî êðó÷å ?



    Îñòàëüíîå çäåñü

  20. #4020
    Ïîëûíü
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    È êñòàòè :

    - Hello, I would buy a gun.
    - Well, sir, what kind of gun do you want?
    - I need a gun for shooting at cans.
    - Ok. I may offer you Glock...
    - No! I want a Desert Eagle
    - Erhg... What cans you will shoot?
    - Different cans: afri-cans, mexi-cans...

    Åñòü íþàíñû =)

  21. #4021

  22. #4022
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð catsnkisses
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    May 2005
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Îñòèí, Òåõàñ
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    3,663
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îíî

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Werwolf Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Îõóåâøàÿ ìàëîëåòíÿÿ òóïàÿ ïèçäà è å¸ äåáèëüíàÿ ìàìà. (ÄÐ èñïîð÷åí...)
    PS Äóøèòü òàêèõ íàäî, à ëó÷øå â àðìèþ îòïðàâëÿòü ôîðìó ñîëäàòàì ïîñëå ìàðøáðîñêîâ ñòèðàòü.
    *â ÿðîñòè* â Èðàê åå. support the troops íàõ.
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  23. #4023
    Werwolf
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî catsnkisses Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    *â ÿðîñòè* â Èðàê åå. support the troops íàõ.
    Òû èìåëà ââèäó "to serve soldiers"?

  24. #4024
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð catsnkisses
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    May 2005
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Îñòèí, Òåõàñ
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    3,663
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îíî

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    íó äà. ïóñòü áóäåò ìîðàëüíîé/ôèçè÷åñêîé ðàçðÿäêîé äëÿ áåäíûõ è îôèãåâøèõ àìåðèêàíñêèõ þíîøåé. îíè åå è àðàáàì ïîòîì ñìîãóò òîëêíóòü
    ...................rarr......

  25. #4025
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Rasmusa
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Dec 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Òåòðîïàê
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    8,089
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îíà

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Werwolf Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Ñòàðûé ïðèêîë
    We were in the wrong place
    But it was perfect timing
    © Hurts

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