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  1. #4076
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Jolly Roger
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Jul 2006
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    5,931
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    quem nao arrisca nao petisca.

  2. #4077
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Amorph
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Oct 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    ÑÏá
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    10,926
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Òåõ, êòî äðóæèò ñ ïðåñòóïëåíüåì, âñåõ óòþæèò ÷åðíûé Ëåíèí!!!

  3. #4078
    Queen of Darkness
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ


  4. #4079
    Queen of Darkness
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Ñîîðè, çàáûëà, ÷òî ñ ßïëàêàë êàðòèíêè íå ñòàâÿòñÿ)))

     òåëü-àâèâñêîì òîðãîâîì öåíòðå "Äèççåíãîôô" ïðîèçîøëî ÷ðåçâû÷àéíîå ïðîèñøåñòâèå.  ðàçãàð òîðãîâîãî äíÿ êàêîé-òî ÷åëîâåê, íàõîäÿñü â ñàìîì öåíòðå ïîìåùåíèÿ, îãëàñèë îêðåñòíîñòè ðàñêàòèñòûì "Àë-ë-ëà!". Ïðèâûêøèå ê òàêîìó íà÷àëó èçðàèëüòÿíå çàìåðëè íà ìåñòå, à ïîñëå ïîâòîðíîãî è åùå áîëåå ðàñêàòèñòîãî "Àë-ë-ë-ëà!!!" áðîñèëèñü ñïàñàòüñÿ, îæèäàÿ çàêîíîìåðíûõ â òàêèõ ñëó÷àÿõ "àêáàð" è âçðûâà. Ñëóæáà áåçîïàñíîñòè áûñòðî ñêðóòèëà íåóäàâøåãîñÿ òåððîðèñòà. Èì îêàçàëñÿ íàø ñîîòå÷åñòâåííèê, àðìÿíèí ïî íàöèîíàëüíîñòè. Íàõîäÿñü íà çåìëå îáåòîâàííîé âìåñòå ñ æåíîé Àëëîé ïî òóðèñòè÷åñêîé ïóòåâêå, îí ïîòåðÿë åå â òîðãîâîì öåíòðå. Ïîïûòêè íàéòè ñóïðóãó, âûêðèêèâàÿ èìÿ, è ïðèâåëè ê ñòîëü ïëà÷åâíûì ðåçóëüòàòàì.
    Ïîñëåäíèé ðàç ðåäàêòèðîâàë(à) - Queen of Darkness; 11-07-2007 â 18:53

  5. #4080
    Freizeiter
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Queen of Darkness Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Ñîîðè, çàáûëà, ÷òî ñ ßïëàêàë êàðòèíêè íå ñòàâÿòñÿ)))

     òåëü-àâèâñêîì òîðãîâîì öåíòðå "Äèççåíãîôô" ïðîèçîøëî ÷ðåçâû÷àéíîå ïðîèñøåñòâèå.  ðàçãàð òîðãîâîãî äíÿ êàêîé-òî ÷åëîâåê, íàõîäÿñü â ñàìîì öåíòðå ïîìåùåíèÿ, îãëàñèë îêðåñòíîñòè ðàñêàòèñòûì "Àë-ë-ëà!". Ïðèâûêøèå ê òàêîìó íà÷àëó èçðàèëüòÿíå çàìåðëè íà ìåñòå, à ïîñëå ïîâòîðíîãî è åùå áîëåå ðàñêàòèñòîãî "Àë-ë-ë-ëà!!!" áðîñèëèñü ñïàñàòüñÿ, îæèäàÿ çàêîíîìåðíûõ â òàêèõ ñëó÷àÿõ "àêáàð" è âçðûâà. Ñëóæáà áåçîïàñíîñòè áûñòðî ñêðóòèëà íåóäàâøåãîñÿ òåððîðèñòà. Èì îêàçàëñÿ íàø ñîîòå÷åñòâåííèê, àðìÿíèí ïî íàöèîíàëüíîñòè. Íàõîäÿñü íà çåìëå îáåòîâàííîé âìåñòå ñ æåíîé Àëëîé ïî òóðèñòè÷åñêîé ïóòåâêå, îí ïîòåðÿë åå â òîðãîâîì öåíòðå. Ïîïûòêè íàéòè ñóïðóãó, âûêðèêèâàÿ èìÿ, è ïðèâåëè ê ñòîëü ïëà÷åâíûì ðåçóëüòàòàì.
    ñìåøíî

  6. #4081
    mif
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    õåõå

    Ññûëêà ñ Þòóáà
    http://community.livejournal.com/ru_...c=7&style=mine

    Óãàäàé ãðóïïó

  7. #4082
    RGP Member, Administrator Àâàòàð Serega_M
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Aug 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Ìîñêâà, Ðîññèÿ
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    10,045
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Õóéëè òàì óãàäûâàòü - Ëàêðè...ìî.... ÇÀ!
    Ïàðåíåê, êñòàòè, î÷åíü ñèìïîòíûé, ñêîðåå âñåãî - ãåé - íÿì!
    Íèêàêèõ ïîäïèñåé!

  8. #4083
    Fankulo
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Serega_M Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    ñêîðåå âñåãî - ãåé - íÿì!
    à ïî-ìîåìó îáû÷íûé èìáåöèë, çàòî ñèìïîòèøíûé! ïðàâäà íàõóé ýòî ñèìïîòè÷íîñòü òîãäà íóæíà?

  9. #4084
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Jolly Roger
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Jul 2006
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    5,931
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    èëè ýòî â Åáàíèñü íàõóé! äàæå è íå çíàþ.
    quem nao arrisca nao petisca.

  10. #4085
    Banned
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Jul 2007
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    1
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Åù¸!

  11. #4086
    OTHAL
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Õóéíÿ íåâìåíÿåìàÿ

  12. #4087
    RGP Member, Administrator Àâàòàð Serega_M
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Aug 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Ìîñêâà, Ðîññèÿ
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    10,045
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ñìåõ :)

    Óãàð! Ýòî  ÐÀÇÛ êðó÷å êóëüòîâîé "ðîçîâîé êîôòî÷êè" áóäåò
    Íèêàêèõ ïîäïèñåé!

  13. #4088
    Kveldsulf
    Ãîñòü
    Ïîñëåäíèé ðàç ðåäàêòèðîâàë(à) - Kveldsulf; 13-07-2007 â 00:39

  14. #4089
    Synth_Child
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Serega_M Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Óãàð! Ýòî  ÐÀÇÛ êðó÷å êóëüòîâîé "ðîçîâîé êîôòî÷êè" áóäåò
    ãã, ñóïåð %)

  15. #4090
    Tuskghosta
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Kveldsulf Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Ó ìåíÿ íå îòêðûâàåòñÿ

  16. #4091
    RGP Member, Administrator Àâàòàð Serega_M
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Aug 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Ìîñêâà, Ðîññèÿ
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    10,045
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Ó ìåíÿ íå îòêðûâàåòñÿ
    À ïîäóìàòü ãîëîâîé ÷óòîê? (åñëè åñòü ÷åì äóìàòü )

    Âîò åùå ïðèêîë õîðîøèé:



    Íèêàêèõ ïîäïèñåé!

  17. #4092
    Kveldsulf
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Tuskghosta Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Ó ìåíÿ íå îòêðûâàåòñÿ
    http://china7.ru/newcatalog/krasotai..._Products.html

  18. #4093
    Tuskghosta
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Kveldsulf Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    ß óæ ïîíÿë)) Ñïàñèáî))
    Ñåð¸æ, ìîçãîâ ñíà÷àëà íå õâàòèëî, êàþñü

  19. #4094
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Amorph
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Oct 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    ÑÏá
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    10,926
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí
    Òåõ, êòî äðóæèò ñ ïðåñòóïëåíüåì, âñåõ óòþæèò ÷åðíûé Ëåíèí!!!

  20. #4095
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Amorph
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Oct 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    ÑÏá
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    10,926
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Òåõ, êòî äðóæèò ñ ïðåñòóïëåíüåì, âñåõ óòþæèò ÷åðíûé Ëåíèí!!!

  21. #4096
    Leiriel Heather
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ


  22. #4097
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Rasmusa
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Dec 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Òåòðîïàê
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    8,089
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îíà

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Çàáàâíî.
    We were in the wrong place
    But it was perfect timing
    © Hurts

  23. #4098
    Ïîëûíü
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Ñ ñàéòàì ìòñ

    "Ïðåäîñòàâëåíèå äåòàëèçèðîâàííîãî ñ÷åòà íà áóìàæíîì íîñèòåëå (ïî ýëåêòðîííîé ïî÷òå), çà ñóòêè 3,40"

  24. #4099
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Rasmusa
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Dec 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Òåòðîïàê
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    8,089
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îíà
    We were in the wrong place
    But it was perfect timing
    © Hurts

  25. #4100
    Ìîäåðàòîð Àâàòàð Tinien
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Aug 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Auckland
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    9,615
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí
    So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit.

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