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  1. #4626

  2. #4627
    Ìîäåðàòîð Àâàòàð Tinien
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Aug 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Auckland
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    9,615
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Çèìà íà íîñó:

    So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit.

  3. #4628
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Elm
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Apr 2006
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Ñàíêò - Ïåòåðáóðã
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    3,233
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îíà

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Òèíèåí, ýòî ïÿòü

    Íàäî áû òàêîé ïðèêóïèòü... êàê ðàç õîòåëà áåãîì çèìíèì çàíÿòüñÿ=)
    - Ïðèâåò, ñêîò÷ åñòü?
    - Ïðèâåò, ñêîò÷ íåò.

  4. #4629
    Werwolf
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Íåò, "ïÿòü" ýòî ÂÎÒ.

  5. #4630
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Rasmusa
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Dec 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Òåòðîïàê
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    8,089
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îíà

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Werwolf Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Íåò, "ïÿòü" ýòî ÂÎÒ.
    Àññîöèàöèÿ: äåðåâåíñêèé ïðåçåðâàòèâ. Çèìíèé âàðèàíò.
    We were in the wrong place
    But it was perfect timing
    © Hurts

  6. #4631
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Rasmusa
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Dec 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Òåòðîïàê
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    8,089
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îíà

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Ìîæåò è áàÿí.

    "Â êîìïëåêò âõîäèò ìàëåíüêèé îñèíîâûé êîë!"
    We were in the wrong place
    But it was perfect timing
    © Hurts

  7. #4632
    Ìîäåðàòîð Àâàòàð Tinien
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Aug 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Auckland
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    9,615
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Õî÷ó ñåáå òàòóøêó ñäåëàòü ââèäå àíêõà, è âîò ÷òî ìíå google íàøåë íà çàïðîñ:
    So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit.

  8. #4633
    RGP Member, Administrator Àâàòàð Serega_M
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Aug 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Ìîñêâà, Ðîññèÿ
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    10,045
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Íåïëîõî, ñ âûäóìêîé
    Íèêàêèõ ïîäïèñåé!

  9. #4634
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Rasmusa
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Dec 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Òåòðîïàê
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    8,089
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îíà
    We were in the wrong place
    But it was perfect timing
    © Hurts

  10. #4635
    Werwolf
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Rasmusa Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Â ýòó õóéíþ åùå â ìëàäøåé øêîëå íà áóìàæêå èãðàëè.

  11. #4636
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Rasmusa
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Dec 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Òåòðîïàê
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    8,089
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îíà

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Werwolf Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Â ýòó õóéíþ åùå â ìëàäøåé øêîëå íà áóìàæêå èãðàëè.
    Íó è? (...)
    We were in the wrong place
    But it was perfect timing
    © Hurts

  12. #4637
    Werwolf
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Äëÿ ëþáèòåëåé àâòîñïîðòà: "Áåøåííûé àðàáñêèé ñêàêóí.".

  13. #4638
    blackbird
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Tinien Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Çèìà íà íîñó:
    ïðîñòèòå, à ïîïèñàòü-òî íèêàê íåëüçÿ áóäåò??

    Ðàñìóñà, íà âîïðîñ, ê ïðèìåðó, "÷òî áóäåò ñ áóòûëêîé, åñëè åþ óäàðèòü î ñòåíó " íó èëè òèïà òîãî, îíè ïðåäïîëàãàþò ÷òî îòâåò áóäåò îäíîçíà÷íî îäèíàêîâ ó âñåõ ... îíà ðàñêîëåòñÿ à åñëè ÿ çàõî÷ó îòâåòèòü " à îíà , ñóêà, íå ðàñêîëîëàñü?"

  14. #4639
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Rasmusa
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Dec 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Òåòðîïàê
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    8,089
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îíà

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî blackbird Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Ðàñìóñà, íà âîïðîñ, ê ïðèìåðó, "÷òî áóäåò ñ áóòûëêîé, åñëè åþ óäàðèòü î ñòåíó " íó èëè òèïà òîãî, îíè ïðåäïîëàãàþò ÷òî îòâåò áóäåò îäíîçíà÷íî îäèíàêîâ ó âñåõ ... îíà ðàñêîëåòñÿ à åñëè ÿ çàõî÷ó îòâåòèòü " à îíà , ñóêà, íå ðàñêîëîëàñü?"
    À ó ìåíÿ áûë îòâåò "ðàçîáü¸òñÿ â äðåáåçãè".

    Ïîäîøâà.
    Ïîñëåäíèé ðàç ðåäàêòèðîâàë(à) - Rasmusa; 10-11-2007 â 23:23
    We were in the wrong place
    But it was perfect timing
    © Hurts

  15. #4640
    Werwolf
    Ãîñòü

    Ñìåõ È âîò òàê êàæäûé äåíü, òî êîðîâà ïîçâîíèò, òî îëåíü...

    Ïîñëåäíèé ðàç ðåäàêòèðîâàë(à) - Werwolf; 10-11-2007 â 23:27

  16. #4641
    RGP Member, Administrator Àâàòàð Serega_M
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Aug 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Ìîñêâà, Ðîññèÿ
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    10,045
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Ìóæèê íå î÷åíü, à áàáèùà îòîæãëà â êîíöå îõóèòåëüíî Ïñèõîâ, êàê âèäíî, íå òîëüêî â Èíòåðíåòå äîõóÿ
    Íèêàêèõ ïîäïèñåé!

  17. #4642
    bars
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    (õç áûëî èëè íåò) ÷åëîâåê ìîëåêóëà !

    http://www.wimp.com/molecular/
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=bIEORj8pEYk - ðóññêàÿ âåðñèÿ

  18. #4643
    RGP Member, Administrator Àâàòàð Serega_M
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Aug 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Ìîñêâà, Ðîññèÿ
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    10,045
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Íàòóæíî êàê-òî è íå ñìåøíî.
    Íèêàêèõ ïîäïèñåé!

  19. #4644
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Äîáðî
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Nov 2006
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Íîâîñèáèðñê
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    3,251
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Ïðî ÷åëîâåêà-ìîëåêóëó ïîñòèë Âåðâóëüô.

    Ñìîòðþ, êñòàòè, ïî÷òè êàæäûé äåíü...

  20. #4645
    Werwolf
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Îí óíè÷òîæèò òâîé ìîçã è çàìåíèò íà ìîëåêóëó. (Öåçèÿ 137.)

  21. #4646

  22. #4647
    RGP Member, Administrator Àâàòàð Serega_M
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Aug 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Ìîñêâà, Ðîññèÿ
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    10,045
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Íåïëîõî
    Íèêàêèõ ïîäïèñåé!

  23. #4648
    Werwolf
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Achmed the Dead Terrorist

    PS Silence!!! I'll kill you!!!
    Ïîñëåäíèé ðàç ðåäàêòèðîâàë(à) - Werwolf; 13-11-2007 â 14:20

  24. #4649
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð A-lex
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Sep 2005
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Â êîìíàòå
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    7,911
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Werwolf Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Achmed the Dead Terrorist

    PS Silence!!! I'll kill you!!!
    - Where do you get your recruits?
    - Suicide Hot-Line

    ïîðâàëî
    Mutter, der Mann mit dem Koks ist da!

  25. #4650
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Rasmusa
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Dec 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Òåòðîïàê
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    8,089
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îíà

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Werwolf Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Achmed the Dead Terrorist

    PS Silence!!! I'll kill you!!!
    Ãûãûãû! Óáèéñòâåííî!
    We were in the wrong place
    But it was perfect timing
    © Hurts

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