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  1. #1576
    Emily
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Werwolf
    Äà ëàí òå, ó âñåõ áûâàåò.
    õîðîøî ÷òî õîòü ïîíÿë ìîå ñîñòîÿíèå...à òî ïîäóìàë áû-äåðåâíÿ íåàñôàëüòèðîâàííàÿ...

  2. #1577
    ihatehuman
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Ñòàðàÿ äîâîëüíî òåìà, âèäåë å¸ äàâíî, íî âîò îïÿòü âñïëûëà
    ó íàñ òóò âðîäå íå áûëî:
    ïðî êðîòà êîòîðûé õîòåë âåäàòü êòî åìó âûêàêàë íà ãëàâó
    ÷åøñêèé ÿçûê âàùå ðóëèò íåèìîâåðíî

  3. #1578
    Sunchaser
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Werwolf
    Íîâûå òåõíîëîãè÷åñêèå íàðàáîòêè êîìïàíèè "Wimm Bill Dann", ïðîèçâîäèòåëÿ ñîêîâ "J7".
    Ñöûëêà íóìåð ðàç. Ñöûëêà íóìåð äâà.
    Áëëèí, ó íàñ äîìà òàðåëêè òàêèå æå )) ß òåïåðü íà íèõ ñìîòðåòü íå ñìîãó

  4. #1579
    ihatehuman
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Ðóñêàÿ ìàíãà ïðî ïàòðèîòà Ñàâåëèÿ!!!
    http://lopuhov.mars-x.ru/MANGA/part01.html

    ãîðæóñü ñâîåé ñòðàíîé!

  5. #1580
    Emily
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî ihatehuman
    Ðóñêàÿ ìàíãà ïðî ïàòðèîòà Ñàâåëèÿ!!!
    http://lopuhov.mars-x.ru/MANGA/part01.html

    ãîðæóñü ñâîåé ñòðàíîé!
    äåòñêéè ñàä...íî ðæà÷íî...

  6. #1581
    Îêåàí ïå÷àëè
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî ihatehuman
    Ðóñêàÿ ìàíãà ïðî ïàòðèîòà Ñàâåëèÿ!!!
    http://lopuhov.mars-x.ru/MANGA/part01.html

    ãîðæóñü ñâîåé ñòðàíîé!
    Áëèí, êòî çíàåò ãäå ñêà÷àòü Ñòàëèí ïðîòèâ Ãèòëåðà-2?

  7. #1582
    Werwolf
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî ihatehuman
    Ñòàðàÿ äîâîëüíî òåìà, âèäåë å¸ äàâíî, íî âîò îïÿòü âñïëûëà
    ó íàñ òóò âðîäå íå áûëî:
    ïðî êðîòà êîòîðûé õîòåë âåäàòü êòî åìó âûêàêàë íà ãëàâó
    ÷åøñêèé ÿçûê âàùå ðóëèò íåèìîâåðíî
    Áûëî-áûëî, äàæå îáñóæäàëè äîâîëüíî áóðíî, îêàçàëîñü, ÷òî êíèæå÷êà â îðèãèíàëå â ãåðìàíèè âûøëà, à íà ÷åøñêèé ýòî ïåðåâîä, à êðîòó ýòîìó ëåò 100, íàöèîíàëüíûé ãåðîé òèïà.
    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî ihatehuman
    Ðóñêàÿ ìàíãà ïðî ïàòðèîòà Ñàâåëèÿ!!!
    http://lopuhov.mars-x.ru/MANGA/part01.html
    ãîðæóñü ñâîåé ñòðàíîé!
    Ãîâíî. Íå ñìåøíî.

  8. #1583
    Werwolf
    Ãîñòü

    Âîñêëèöàíèå Âîò, ÷òî çíà÷èò ÍÀÑÒÎßÙÅÅ ðåàëèòè-øîó.


  9. #1584

  10. #1585
    Antr0p0z
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Êòî óìíåå: òû èëè áëîíäèíêà?

    Îäíà áëîíäèíêà ó÷àñòâóåò â êîíêóðñå ñ ïðèçîì â 1 ìëí. åâðî. Åé çàäàþò òàêèå âîïðîñû:

    1) Ñêîëüêî ëåò äëèëàñü ñòîëåòíÿÿ âîéíà.

    à) 116
    á) 99
    â) 100
    ã) 150
    Áëîíäèíêà ïðîïóñêàåò âîïðîñ


    2) Â êàêîé ñòðàíå èçîáðåëè ïàíàìû?

    à) Áðàçèëèÿ
    á) ×èëè
    â) Ïàíàìà
    ã) Ýêâàäîð
    Áëîíäèíêà ïðîñèò ïîìîùè ó ñòóäåíòîâ Óíèâåðñèòåòà

    3)  êàêîì ìåñÿöå îòìå÷àåòñÿ Îêòÿáðüñêàÿ ðåâîëþöèÿ?

    à) ßíâàðü
    á) Ñåíòÿáðü
    â) Îêòÿáðü
    ã) Íîÿáðü
    Áëîíäèíêà ïðîñèò ïîìîùü ó çàëà.

    4) Êàê çîâóò êîðîëÿ Ãåîðãà 6-ãî?

    à) Àëüáåðò
    á) Ãåîðã
    â) Ìàíóýëü
    Áëîíäèíêà äîñòàåò ãàäàëüíûå êàðòû.

    5) Îò êàêîãî æèâîòíîãî ïðîèñõîäèò íàçâàíèå Êàíàðñêèõ îñòðîâîâ?

    à) Êàíàðåéêà
    á) Êåíãóðó
    â) Òþëåíü
    ã) Êðûñà
    Áëîíäèíêà âûõîäèò èç èãðû.

    Åñëè òû ñ÷èòàåøü ñåáÿ óìíûì (îé) è ïîñìåÿëñÿ (àñü) íàä áëîíäèíêîé, òî ïî÷èòàé ïðàâèëüíûå îòâåòû.

    1) Ñòîëåòíÿÿ âîéíà äëèëàñü 116 ëåò ñ 1337 ïî 1453 ãîä
    2) Ïàíàìû èçîáðåëè â Ýêâàäîðå
    3) Îêòÿáðüñêàÿ ðåâîëþöèÿ îòìå÷àåòñÿ â íîÿáðå.
    4) Èìÿ êîðîëÿ Ãåîðãà - Àëüáåðò. Îí ïîìåíÿë åãî â 1936 ãîäó.
    5) Íàçâàíèå Êàíàðñêèõ îñòðîâîâ ïðîèñõîäèò îò òþëåíèÿ. Ëàòèíñêîå íàçâàíèå îñòðîâîâ Insukaria Canaria îçíà÷àåò îñòðîâ òþëåíåé.

    À òåïåðü ñêàæè, êòî óìíåå: òû èëè áëîíäèíêà

  11. #1586
    Freizeiter
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ English humor

    Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...



    a) Innovative
    b) Preliminary
    c) Proliferation
    d) Cinnamon

    Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

    a) Specificity
    b) British Constitution
    c) Passive-aggressive disorder
    d) Transubstantiate

    Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

    a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
    b) Nope, no more booze for me.
    c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.

    d) No kebab for me, thank you.
    e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
    f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
    g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
    h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no, co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
    i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
    j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

  12. #1587
    Werwolf
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ


  13. #1588
    caacrinolaas
    Ãîñòü

  14. #1589
    Werwolf
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ




    Âðîäå áû íè÷åãî îñîáî èç ðÿäà âîí, íî ÷òî-òî öåïëÿåò.

  15. #1590
    Fankulo
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Werwolf
    ýòî òî î ÷åì ÿ ïîäóìàë èëè íåò ?

  16. #1591

  17. #1592

  18. #1593
    Antr0p0z
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ


  19. #1594
    Werwolf
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ


  20. #1595
    mist
    Ãîñòü

  21. #1596
    Fankulo
    Ãîñòü

    Ñìåõ


  22. #1597

  23. #1598
    Emily
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Werwolf
    ÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀ!!!!!
    äàéòå áëþþùèé ñìàéëèê!!!

  24. #1599
    Werwolf
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ



    Àööêèé ïðîåêò "×ÅÁÓÐÃÅÍ", åãî êóñêè ìîæíî âñòðåòèòü ïî âñåìó èíåòó, íî öåëèêîì òîëüêî òóò. ß âàëÿëñÿ. Õóäîæíèêè ÆÃÓÒ øîïèñåö.
    Ïîñëåäíèé ðàç ðåäàêòèðîâàë(à) - Werwolf; 09-07-2006 â 09:32

  25. #1600
    Antr0p0z
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    ÐÅÉÒÈÍÃ 9 ÂÅÙÅÉ, ÊÎÒÎÐÛÅ ÁÛ ÑÄÅËÀËÀ ÆÅÍÙÈØÀ, ÅÑËÈ ÁÛ Ó ÍÅÅ ÍÀ 1 ÄÅÍÜ
    ÏÎßÂÈËÑß ÕÓÉ:
    9. Áûñòðî áû ïîäíÿëàñü ïî êîðïîðàòèâíîé ëåñòíèöå.
    8. Ïîäðî÷èëà áû.
    7. Ïèñàëà áû è îäíîâðåìåííî âåëà ñâåòñêóþ áåñåäó ñ ìóæ÷èíîé ðÿäîì â
    ìóæñêîì òóàëåòå.
    6. Âûÿñíèëà áû, ÏÎ×ÅÌÓ íèêîãäà íåâîçìîæíî ïîïàñòü òî÷íî â óíèòàç.
    5. Óçíàëà áû, ÷òî òàêîå áûòü íà ãðàíè êëèíè÷åñêîãî îðãàçìà.
    4. Òðîãàëà áû ñåáÿ íà ïóáëèêå, ñîâåðøåííî íå çàáîòÿñü î òîì, êàê ýòî
    ìîæåò âûãëÿäåòü ñî ñòîðîíû.
    3. Ïðûãàëà áû ââåðõ è âíèç ñ ýðåêöèåé, ïûòàÿñü óçíàòü, òàê ëè ýòî
    ñìåøíî, êàê ñìîòðèòñÿ.
    2. Ïîíÿëà áû çàêîí ôèçèêè, ñîãëàñíî êîòîðîìó ðåôðàêöèÿ ñâåòà,
    ïðîõîäÿùåãî ìåæäó ãëàçàìè ìóæ÷èíû è ëèíåéêîé, ïðèëîæåííîé ê ïåíèñó,
    çàñòàâëÿåò ïðèáàâëÿòü ïàðó-òðîéêó ñàíòèìåòðîâ ê ðåçóëüòàòó èçìåðåíèé.
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