õîðîøî ÷òî õîòü ïîíÿë ìîå ñîñòîÿíèå...à òî ïîäóìàë áû-äåðåâíÿ íåàñôàëüòèðîâàííàÿ...Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Werwolf
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õîðîøî ÷òî õîòü ïîíÿë ìîå ñîñòîÿíèå...à òî ïîäóìàë áû-äåðåâíÿ íåàñôàëüòèðîâàííàÿ...Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Werwolf
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Ñòàðàÿ äîâîëüíî òåìà, âèäåë å¸ äàâíî, íî âîò îïÿòü âñïëûëà
ó íàñ òóò âðîäå íå áûëî:
ïðî êðîòà êîòîðûé õîòåë âåäàòü êòî åìó âûêàêàë íà ãëàâó
÷åøñêèé ÿçûê âàùå ðóëèò íåèìîâåðíî![]()
Áëëèí, ó íàñ äîìà òàðåëêè òàêèå æå )) ß òåïåðü íà íèõ ñìîòðåòü íå ñìîãóÈçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Werwolf
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Ðóñêàÿ ìàíãà ïðî ïàòðèîòà Ñàâåëèÿ!!!
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ãîðæóñü ñâîåé ñòðàíîé!
äåòñêéè ñàä...íî ðæà÷íî...Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî ihatehuman
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Áëèí, êòî çíàåò ãäå ñêà÷àòü Ñòàëèí ïðîòèâ Ãèòëåðà-2?Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî ihatehuman
Áûëî-áûëî, äàæå îáñóæäàëè äîâîëüíî áóðíî, îêàçàëîñü, ÷òî êíèæå÷êà â îðèãèíàëå â ãåðìàíèè âûøëà, à íà ÷åøñêèé ýòî ïåðåâîä, à êðîòó ýòîìó ëåò 100, íàöèîíàëüíûé ãåðîé òèïà.Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî ihatehuman
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Ãîâíî. Íå ñìåøíî.Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî ihatehuman
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Êòî óìíåå: òû èëè áëîíäèíêà?
Îäíà áëîíäèíêà ó÷àñòâóåò â êîíêóðñå ñ ïðèçîì â 1 ìëí. åâðî. Åé çàäàþò òàêèå âîïðîñû:
1) Ñêîëüêî ëåò äëèëàñü ñòîëåòíÿÿ âîéíà.
à) 116
á) 99
â) 100
ã) 150
Áëîíäèíêà ïðîïóñêàåò âîïðîñ
2) Â êàêîé ñòðàíå èçîáðåëè ïàíàìû?
à) Áðàçèëèÿ
á) ×èëè
â) Ïàíàìà
ã) Ýêâàäîð
Áëîíäèíêà ïðîñèò ïîìîùè ó ñòóäåíòîâ Óíèâåðñèòåòà
3)  êàêîì ìåñÿöå îòìå÷àåòñÿ Îêòÿáðüñêàÿ ðåâîëþöèÿ?
à) ßíâàðü
á) Ñåíòÿáðü
â) Îêòÿáðü
ã) Íîÿáðü
Áëîíäèíêà ïðîñèò ïîìîùü ó çàëà.
4) Êàê çîâóò êîðîëÿ Ãåîðãà 6-ãî?
à) Àëüáåðò
á) Ãåîðã
â) Ìàíóýëü
Áëîíäèíêà äîñòàåò ãàäàëüíûå êàðòû.
5) Îò êàêîãî æèâîòíîãî ïðîèñõîäèò íàçâàíèå Êàíàðñêèõ îñòðîâîâ?
à) Êàíàðåéêà
á) Êåíãóðó
â) Òþëåíü
ã) Êðûñà
Áëîíäèíêà âûõîäèò èç èãðû.
Åñëè òû ñ÷èòàåøü ñåáÿ óìíûì (îé) è ïîñìåÿëñÿ (àñü) íàä áëîíäèíêîé, òî ïî÷èòàé ïðàâèëüíûå îòâåòû.
1) Ñòîëåòíÿÿ âîéíà äëèëàñü 116 ëåò ñ 1337 ïî 1453 ãîä
2) Ïàíàìû èçîáðåëè â Ýêâàäîðå
3) Îêòÿáðüñêàÿ ðåâîëþöèÿ îòìå÷àåòñÿ â íîÿáðå.
4) Èìÿ êîðîëÿ Ãåîðãà - Àëüáåðò. Îí ïîìåíÿë åãî â 1936 ãîäó.
5) Íàçâàíèå Êàíàðñêèõ îñòðîâîâ ïðîèñõîäèò îò òþëåíèÿ. Ëàòèíñêîå íàçâàíèå îñòðîâîâ Insukaria Canaria îçíà÷àåò îñòðîâ òþëåíåé.
À òåïåðü ñêàæè, êòî óìíåå: òû èëè áëîíäèíêà
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no, co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
Âðîäå áû íè÷åãî îñîáî èç ðÿäà âîí, íî ÷òî-òî öåïëÿåò.![]()
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ýòî òî î ÷åì ÿ ïîäóìàë èëè íåò ?Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Werwolf
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ÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀ!!!!!Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Werwolf
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äàéòå áëþþùèé ñìàéëèê!!!![]()
Àööêèé ïðîåêò "×ÅÁÓÐÃÅÍ", åãî êóñêè ìîæíî âñòðåòèòü ïî âñåìó èíåòó, íî öåëèêîì òîëüêî òóò. ß âàëÿëñÿ. Õóäîæíèêè ÆÃÓÒ øîïèñåö.![]()
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Ïîñëåäíèé ðàç ðåäàêòèðîâàë(à) - Werwolf; 09-07-2006 â 09:32
ÐÅÉÒÈÍÃ 9 ÂÅÙÅÉ, ÊÎÒÎÐÛÅ ÁÛ ÑÄÅËÀËÀ ÆÅÍÙÈØÀ, ÅÑËÈ ÁÛ Ó ÍÅÅ ÍÀ 1 ÄÅÍÜ
ÏÎßÂÈËÑß ÕÓÉ:
9. Áûñòðî áû ïîäíÿëàñü ïî êîðïîðàòèâíîé ëåñòíèöå.
8. Ïîäðî÷èëà áû.
7. Ïèñàëà áû è îäíîâðåìåííî âåëà ñâåòñêóþ áåñåäó ñ ìóæ÷èíîé ðÿäîì â
ìóæñêîì òóàëåòå.
6. Âûÿñíèëà áû, ÏÎ×ÅÌÓ íèêîãäà íåâîçìîæíî ïîïàñòü òî÷íî â óíèòàç.
5. Óçíàëà áû, ÷òî òàêîå áûòü íà ãðàíè êëèíè÷åñêîãî îðãàçìà.
4. Òðîãàëà áû ñåáÿ íà ïóáëèêå, ñîâåðøåííî íå çàáîòÿñü î òîì, êàê ýòî
ìîæåò âûãëÿäåòü ñî ñòîðîíû.
3. Ïðûãàëà áû ââåðõ è âíèç ñ ýðåêöèåé, ïûòàÿñü óçíàòü, òàê ëè ýòî
ñìåøíî, êàê ñìîòðèòñÿ.
2. Ïîíÿëà áû çàêîí ôèçèêè, ñîãëàñíî êîòîðîìó ðåôðàêöèÿ ñâåòà,
ïðîõîäÿùåãî ìåæäó ãëàçàìè ìóæ÷èíû è ëèíåéêîé, ïðèëîæåííîé ê ïåíèñó,
çàñòàâëÿåò ïðèáàâëÿòü ïàðó-òðîéêó ñàíòèìåòðîâ ê ðåçóëüòàòó èçìåðåíèé.
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