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÷èòàòü âñåì!!!
Òåõ, êòî äðóæèò ñ ïðåñòóïëåíüåì, âñåõ óòþæèò ÷åðíûé Ëåíèí!!!
ÿ êîíå÷íî äèêî èçâèíÿþñü, íî ãðÿçíî áåëûå áóêâû íà ãðÿçíî ñåðîì íåñêîëüêî óìàëÿþò, ïðè íå ñëèøêîì âíèìàòåëüíîì ïðîñìîòðå, õâîñòèê áóêâû "Ë".![]()
quem nao arrisca nao petisca.
"îòäèññåÿ" ýòî òîæå ñèëüíî.
Dear Signore Directore,
Now i am a tella you story how I was a treated at your hotella.
I am a comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay as a Sotona man at your hottella...
When i comma in my room I see there is no shit in my bed how can I sleep with no shit in my bed?
So I calla down to receptione and tella:"I wanna shit!"
They tella me "Go to toilet."
I say:"No,no. I wanna shit in my bed."
They say: "You better not shit in your bed, you sonnawabitch!"
What is a sonnawabitch?
I go down for breakfast into ristorante,I order bacon and eggs and two pissis of toast.
I getta only one piss of toast, I tella waitress, and pointa of toast:
"I wanna piss!"
She tella me:" Do to toilet."
I say:"No,no. I wanna piss on my plate!"
She then say to me:"You bloody hella not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch!"
Second person who do not even know me calla me sonnawabitch!
What is a sonnawabitch? Later I go for dinner in your ristorante. Spoon and knife is laid out, but no fock.
I tella waitress:"I wanna fock."
And she tella me:" Sure, everyone wanna fork!"
I tella her:" No,no. you dont undderstand me. I wanna fuck on the table!"
She tella me- So you sonnawabitch wanna fuck on the table!
Get your ass out of here!
So I go to receptions and ask for a bill I no wanna stay in this hotella no more. When i have paid the billa, the portier say to me "Thak you, and peace on you."
I say - Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch!
I go back to Italy! I never more comma stay your hotella no more, you sonnawabitch!
Sincerely
Sotona
quem nao arrisca nao petisca.
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à ýòî òèïà òóäà ãîëîâó çàñîâûâàòü íàäî?![]()