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  1. #1901
    ihatehuman
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Werwolf Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Æåñòü. *Ïîä ñòóëîì.* =)))))))))
    Ïðåêîëüíî, íî âîò æîùùå :

  2. #1902
    Hegg
    Ãîñòü

  3. #1903
    Werwolf
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî ihatehuman Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Ïðåêîëüíî, íî âîò æîùùå :
    http://www.ljplus.ru/img/y/a/yarowra...r-Russians.gif

    Íó, ýòî óæå äëÿ ñïåöîâ øóòêà.

  4. #1904

  5. #1905
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Jolly Roger
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Jul 2006
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    5,931
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Werwolf Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    äåäóøêà Àó îòäûõàåò.
    quem nao arrisca nao petisca.

  6. #1906

  7. #1907
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Amorph
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Oct 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    ÑÏá
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    10,926
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Òåõ, êòî äðóæèò ñ ïðåñòóïëåíüåì, âñåõ óòþæèò ÷åðíûé Ëåíèí!!!

  8. #1908
    Werwolf
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Ìîÿ âàëÿòüñÿ. Æåñòü àäñêàÿ.

    Òàêèõ, êòî ïî òàêèì êíèæêàì ó÷èòñÿ, íå òî ÷òî ê êîìïó, ê êàëüêóëÿòîðó ïîäïóñêàòü íåëüçÿ.

  9. #1909
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Jolly Roger
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Jul 2006
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    5,931
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ


    ÿ êîíå÷íî äèêî èçâèíÿþñü, íî ãðÿçíî áåëûå áóêâû íà ãðÿçíî ñåðîì íåñêîëüêî óìàëÿþò, ïðè íå ñëèøêîì âíèìàòåëüíîì ïðîñìîòðå, õâîñòèê áóêâû "Ë".
    quem nao arrisca nao petisca.

  10. #1910
    Werwolf
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    "îòäèññåÿ" ýòî òîæå ñèëüíî.

  11. #1911
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Jolly Roger
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Jul 2006
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    5,931
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Werwolf Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    "îòäèññåÿ" ýòî òîæå ñèëüíî.
    à ìîæåò òàê è çàäóìàíî.
    quem nao arrisca nao petisca.

  12. #1912
    Werwolf
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Jolly Roger Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    à ìîæåò òàê è çàäóìàíî.
    Î÷åíü áûëî áû èíòåðåñíî óçíàòü ýòèìîëîãèþ äàííîãî òýðìèíà.

  13. #1913
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Jolly Roger
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Jul 2006
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    5,931
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Dear Signore Directore,
    Now i am a tella you story how I was a treated at your hotella.
    I am a comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay as a Sotona man at your hottella...
    When i comma in my room I see there is no shit in my bed how can I sleep with no shit in my bed?
    So I calla down to receptione and tella:"I wanna shit!"
    They tella me "Go to toilet."
    I say:"No,no. I wanna shit in my bed."
    They say: "You better not shit in your bed, you sonnawabitch!"
    What is a sonnawabitch?
    I go down for breakfast into ristorante,I order bacon and eggs and two pissis of toast.
    I getta only one piss of toast, I tella waitress, and pointa of toast:
    "I wanna piss!"
    She tella me:" Do to toilet."
    I say:"No,no. I wanna piss on my plate!"
    She then say to me:"You bloody hella not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch!"
    Second person who do not even know me calla me sonnawabitch!
    What is a sonnawabitch? Later I go for dinner in your ristorante. Spoon and knife is laid out, but no fock.
    I tella waitress:"I wanna fock."
    And she tella me:" Sure, everyone wanna fork!"
    I tella her:" No,no. you dont undderstand me. I wanna fuck on the table!"
    She tella me- So you sonnawabitch wanna fuck on the table!
    Get your ass out of here!
    So I go to receptions and ask for a bill I no wanna stay in this hotella no more. When i have paid the billa, the portier say to me "Thak you, and peace on you."
    I say - Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch!
    I go back to Italy! I never more comma stay your hotella no more, you sonnawabitch!

    Sincerely
    Sotona
    quem nao arrisca nao petisca.

  14. #1914
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð A-lex
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Sep 2005
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Â êîìíàòå
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    7,911
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Jolly Roger, ýòî ãäå òû òàêóþ øíÿãó íàøåë?
    Mutter, der Mann mit dem Koks ist da!

  15. #1915
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Jolly Roger
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Jul 2006
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    5,931
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî A-lex Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Jolly Roger, ýòî ãäå òû òàêóþ øíÿãó íàøåë?
    Äà ïðèñëàëè íà ìûëî, áðåä êîíå÷íî, íî ìåíÿ ê êîíöó äíÿ óëûáíóëî.
    quem nao arrisca nao petisca.

  16. #1916
    ihatehuman
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Êàê èç îáû÷íîé êîøêè ñäåëàòü ïåðñèäñêóþ?


  17. #1917
    Werwolf
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî ihatehuman Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Êàê èç îáû÷íîé êîøêè ñäåëàòü ïåðñèäñêóþ?

    Æåñòîêî, íî âñ¸ðàâíî êëàññ. Îáîæàþ òàêèå ãèôêè.

  18. #1918
    Schlaf
    Ãîñòü

    Ñìåõ


  19. #1919
    *Askold*
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ


  20. #1920
    Schlaf
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî *Askold* Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå

    ðûäàþ ))))

  21. #1921
    *Askold*
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Ñåé÷àñ ìíîãèå íà÷íóò ñïðàøèâàòü, ãäå åãî ìîæíî çàêàçàòü

  22. #1922
    Emily
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî *Askold* Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Ñåé÷àñ ìíîãèå íà÷íóò ñïðàøèâàòü, ãäå åãî ìîæíî çàêàçàòü
    äà.ìíå ïîæàëóéñòà.Ñðàçó 2

  23. #1923
    *Askold*
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Ýõ, íàäî óâàæàåìîìó Âåðâîëüôó ïîäàðèòü, ó íåãî âñå æå ÄÐ ñåãîäíÿ

  24. #1924
    Emily
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    à ýòî òèïà òóäà ãîëîâó çàñîâûâàòü íàäî?

  25. #1925
    Werwolf
    Ãîñòü

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî *Askold* Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Ýõ, íàäî óâàæàåìîìó Âåðâîëüôó ïîäàðèòü, ó íåãî âñå æå ÄÐ ñåãîäíÿ
    Ëó÷øå ìîíèòîð 19 äþéìîâûé. À òî íåóäîáíî ñìîòðåòü ïîðíî êîãäà íà äèâàíå âàëÿþñü. Ìåëêî áîëüíî.

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