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  1. #1901
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Isengrimm
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Sep 2004
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    3,176
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Îòñòàíüòå óæå îò þðîäèâîãî - îí æèâ¸ò íå â Ðîññèè, à â Ìîñêâå, êîòîðàÿ ñî âñåé îñòàëüíîé Ðîññèåé íå èìååò íè÷åãî îáùåãî, êðîìå ÿçûêà. Óìíûé òû âðîäå ïàðåíü, Ñàòèð, à æàëêî òåáÿ. Åáàíóòûé òû, è íå ëå÷èøüñÿ. Íå ìîæåøü ïðîñòûõ âåùåé ïîíÿòü - æèçíü, êàê è ñòðàíà, øòóêà ñëîæíàÿ. Äà è îòêóäà òåáå, êîìïüþòåðíîìó ÷åðâÿ÷êó, ïîíèìàòü òàêèå âåùè. Ñèäè óæ íà ïîïêå, è â ìîíèòîð÷èê ãëÿäè - ïðîãðàììêè, îíè ïîïðîùå áóäóò, òàì ñðåäíèõ ïîíÿòèé íå ñóùåñòâóåò.
    ॐ मणि पद्मे हूँ

  2. #1902
    Ñîâåñòü ôîðóìà Àâàòàð Satyr
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Jul 2006
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    1,328
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Isengrimm Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Íå ìîæåøü ïðîñòûõ âåùåé ïîíÿòü - æèçíü, êàê è ñòðàíà, øòóêà ñëîæíàÿ.
    Áëÿÿÿÿÿ! *õàòàåòñÿ çà ãîëîâó* À ÿ è íå çíàë! Ïîéäó ìóæèêàì ðàññêàæó. Ñïàñèáî!

    Ìîæåò åùå èíòåëåãåíñòâóþùèé ïåéñàòåëü ñêàæåò ñ ÷åãî îí ýòîò âîé ïîäíÿë ïðî Ìîñêâó, Ðîññèþ è íå ïðîñòóþ æèçíü? È ãäå þðîäèâûé Ñàòèð ïèñàë, ÷òî æèçíü (êàê è ñòðàíà) ïðîñòàÿ? À?
    Do you really thinkin' that I think you thinkin', do you?

  3. #1903
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Rasmusa
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Dec 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Òåòðîïàê
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    8,089
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îíà

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Satyr Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Áëÿÿÿÿÿ! *õàòàåòñÿ çà ãîëîâó* À ÿ è íå çíàë! Ïîéäó ìóæèêàì ðàññêàæó. Ñïàñèáî!

    Ìîæåò åùå èíòåëåãåíñòâóþùèé ïåéñàòåëü ñêàæåò ñ ÷åãî îí ýòîò âîé ïîäíÿë ïðî Ìîñêâó, Ðîññèþ è íå ïðîñòóþ æèçíü? È ãäå þðîäèâûé Ñàòèð ïèñàë, ÷òî æèçíü (êàê è ñòðàíà) ïðîñòàÿ? À?
    ×òî òåáå ìåøàåò ãðàìîòíî ïèñàòü íà ðóññêîì ÿçûêå?
    We were in the wrong place
    But it was perfect timing
    © Hurts

  4. #1904
    Ñîâåñòü ôîðóìà Àâàòàð Satyr
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Jul 2006
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    1,328
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Rasmusa Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    ×òî òåáå ìåøàåò ãðàìîòíî ïèñàòü íà ðóññêîì ÿçûêå?
    Î, äà, ïàðäîí. «Áëÿ» ïèøåòñÿ ñ îäíîé «ÿ». Èçâèíèòå.
    Do you really thinkin' that I think you thinkin', do you?

  5. #1905
    Òîëñòàÿ ìîíàõèíÿ, ïåðåâîçÿùàÿ íà ñåáå ñâÿçàííîãî ì Àâàòàð Tequila Slammer
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Mar 2006
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    11,009
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    À ñëîâî "íåïðîñòóþ" - âìåñòå Ïðî "ïèñàòåëü" ÿ âîîáùå ìîë÷ó
    ìàìà ìûëà ðàìó ñìåðòü íåèçáåæíà áîãà íåò

  6. #1906
    Ñîâåñòü ôîðóìà Àâàòàð Satyr
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Jul 2006
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    1,328
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Tequila Slammer Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    À ñëîâî "íåïðîñòóþ" - âìåñòå Ïðî "ïèñàòåëü" ÿ âîîáùå ìîë÷ó
    Çà «íåïðîñòóþ» òîæå èçâèíÿþñü. Ïå÷àòàþ áûñòðî — ýòî âñå óðîâíÿ îïå÷àòîê, äà-äà.
    Do you really thinkin' that I think you thinkin', do you?

  7. #1907
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Rasmusa
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Dec 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Òåòðîïàê
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    8,089
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îíà

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Satyr Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Î, äà, ïàðäîí. «Áëÿ» ïèøåòñÿ ñ îäíîé «ÿ». Èçâèíèòå.
    Î÷åíü óìíî, î äà.
    "Èíòåëåãåíñòâóþùèé" åù¸ áû ïåðå÷èòàë.
    Ñàáæ.
    Áàáóøêà óâèäåëà ïîäïèñü Òåêèëû è ãîâîðèò:
    -À ÷òî ýòî òàì íàïèñàíî? "Õ", "Ó", "É"..."Õóé" íàïèñàëè? Âîò ñâîëî÷è!
    We were in the wrong place
    But it was perfect timing
    © Hurts

  8. #1908
    Òîëñòàÿ ìîíàõèíÿ, ïåðåâîçÿùàÿ íà ñåáå ñâÿçàííîãî ì Àâàòàð Tequila Slammer
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Mar 2006
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    11,009
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Rasmusa Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Î÷åíü óìíî, î äà.
    "Èíòåëåãåíñòâóþùèé" åù¸ áû ïåðå÷èòàë.
    Ñàáæ.
    Áàáóøêà óâèäåëà ïîäïèñü Òåêèëû è ãîâîðèò:
    -À ÷òî ýòî òàì íàïèñàíî? "Õ", "Ó", "É"..."Õóé" íàïèñàëè? Âîò ñâîëî÷è!
    Íåòó òàì óæå ýòîãî, ìåäìàêñèêà îñêîðáëÿåò òàêàÿ ïîäïèñü
    ìàìà ìûëà ðàìó ñìåðòü íåèçáåæíà áîãà íåò

  9. #1909
    Ñîâåñòü ôîðóìà Àâàòàð Satyr
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Jul 2006
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    1,328
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Nik_To Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Ñòèõèéíî âîçíèêøèé óðîê ðóññêîãî ÿçûêà.. Çàáàâíî
    Íà ñàìîì äåëå ïðàâèëüíî. Ôîðìó äàâíî óæå ïîðà äàòü óðîê ðóññêîãî ÿçûêà. ß äàæå ãîðä òåì, ÷òî ïîñëóæèë, ñêàæåì òàê, ïåðâîïðè÷èíîé.
    Ïîñëåäíèé ðàç ðåäàêòèðîâàë(à) - Satyr; 11-12-2007 â 18:14
    Do you really thinkin' that I think you thinkin', do you?

  10. #1910
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Rasmusa
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Dec 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Òåòðîïàê
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    8,089
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îíà

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Satyr Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Íà ñàìîì äåëå ïðàâèëüíî. Ôîðìó äàâíî óæå ïîðà äàòü óðîê ðóññêîãî ÿçûêà. ß äàæå ãîðä òåì, ÷òî ïîñëóøèë, ñêàæåì òàê, ïåðâîïðè÷èíîé.
    Òû èçäåâàåøüñÿ, äà?
    We were in the wrong place
    But it was perfect timing
    © Hurts

  11. #1911
    Ñîâåñòü ôîðóìà Àâàòàð Satyr
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Jul 2006
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    1,328
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Rasmusa Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Òû èçäåâàåøòüñÿ, äà?
    «Èçäåâàåøòüñÿ» ïèøåòñÿ áåç «ò».

    Update: Õà-õà!
    Do you really thinkin' that I think you thinkin', do you?

  12. #1912
    Ìîäåðàòîð Àâàòàð Tinien
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Aug 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Auckland
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    9,615
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Íèêòî,ïðîñòî îïïîíåíòàì ñêàçàòü íå÷åãî
    So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit.

  13. #1913
    Òîëñòàÿ ìîíàõèíÿ, ïåðåâîçÿùàÿ íà ñåáå ñâÿçàííîãî ì Àâàòàð Tequila Slammer
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Mar 2006
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    11,009
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Tinien Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Íèêòî,ïðîñòî îïïîíåíòàì ñêàçàòü íå÷åãî
    ×üèì îïïîíåíòàì?
    ìàìà ìûëà ðàìó ñìåðòü íåèçáåæíà áîãà íåò

  14. #1914
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Rasmusa
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Dec 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Òåòðîïàê
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    8,089
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îíà

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Satyr Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    «Èçäåâàåøòüñÿ» ïèøåòñÿ áåç «ò».

    Update: Õà-õà!
    Ýòî çàðàçíî.
    We were in the wrong place
    But it was perfect timing
    © Hurts

  15. #1915
    Ñîâåñòü ôîðóìà Àâàòàð Satyr
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Jul 2006
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    1,328
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Nik_To Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Íå çðÿ òû òóò ñóùåñòâóåøü, çíà÷èò! È ìîñêâè÷è, êàê âèäèøü, çà÷åì-òî íóæíû ))
    Äà, áóäó îòðàáàòûâàòü âñþ ñúåäåííóþ ìíîþ êîëáàñó âî âðåìÿ ãîðáà÷åâñêèõ ãîëîäîâ! Êàþñü! ß âåäü íå çíàë, ÷òî æèçíü òàê ñëîæíà!
    Do you really thinkin' that I think you thinkin', do you?

  16. #1916
    Ìîäåðàòîð Àâàòàð Tinien
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Aug 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Auckland
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    9,615
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Íèêòî, âîîáùå-òî ðå÷ü øëà íå î ðóññêîì ÿçûêå, ïîêà "ãðàìîòíàÿ" Ðàñìóñà íå âêëèíèëàñü
    So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit.

  17. #1917
    Ñîâåñòü ôîðóìà Àâàòàð Satyr
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Jul 2006
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    1,328
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Tinien Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Íèêòî, âîîáùå-òî ðå÷ü øëà íå î ðóññêîì ÿçûêå, ïîêà "ãðàìîòíàÿ" Ðàñìóñà íå âêëèíèëàñü
    ß íà÷èíàþ ïîíèìàòü âîñòî÷íûå êóëüòóðû, â êîòîðûõ æåíùèíà íå èìååò ïðàâà âêëèíèâàòüñÿ â ìóæñêîé ðàçãîâîð ñî ñâîåé áîëòàâíåé.
    Do you really thinkin' that I think you thinkin', do you?

  18. #1918
    Òîëñòàÿ ìîíàõèíÿ, ïåðåâîçÿùàÿ íà ñåáå ñâÿçàííîãî ì Àâàòàð Tequila Slammer
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Mar 2006
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    11,009
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Nik_To Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Ðàç ïîøëè ðàçãîâîðû î ðóññêîì ÿçûêå, çíà÷èò óæå íåÿñíî, êòî âîîîáùå ÷åé îïïîíåíò è ïðî ÷òî ðå÷ü
    ß âîîáùå íå ïîíèìàþ, ÷üèõ îïïîíåíòîâ òèíèåí èìåë ââèäó
    ìàìà ìûëà ðàìó ñìåðòü íåèçáåæíà áîãà íåò

  19. #1919
    Ñîâåñòü ôîðóìà Àâàòàð Satyr
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Jul 2006
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    1,328
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Tequila Slammer Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    ß âîîáùå íå ïîíèìàþ, ÷üèõ îïïîíåíòîâ òèíèåí èìåë ââèäó
    Íó, ïî êðàéíåé ìåðå ÿ òóò íàáëþäàë äâóõ: þðîäèâîãî Ñàòèðà è ïðåêðàñíîãî Èçåíãðèììà. Êîìó-òî èç íèõ, â êîíöå êîíöîâ, ïî òåîðèè Òèíèåíà, ñòàëî íå÷åãî ñêàçàòü è îí, ãðóáî ãîâîðÿ, ñëèë. Îñòàëîñü âûÿñíèòü êîìó.
    Do you really thinkin' that I think you thinkin', do you?

  20. #1920
    Ìîäåðàòîð Àâàòàð Tinien
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Aug 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Auckland
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    9,615
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    âîîáùå íå ïîíèìàþ, ÷üèõ îïïîíåíòîâ òèíèåí èìåë ââèäó
    Íó òû òî íà ðîëü îïïîíåíòà òî÷íî íå ãîäèøñÿ
    So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit.

  21. #1921
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Rasmusa
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Dec 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Òåòðîïàê
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    8,089
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îíà

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Tinien Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Íèêòî, âîîáùå-òî ðå÷ü øëà íå î ðóññêîì ÿçûêå, ïîêà "ãðàìîòíàÿ" Ðàñìóñà íå âêëèíèëàñü
    ×åì òåáÿ ýòî íå óñòðîèëî?
    We were in the wrong place
    But it was perfect timing
    © Hurts

  22. #1922
    Òîëñòàÿ ìîíàõèíÿ, ïåðåâîçÿùàÿ íà ñåáå ñâÿçàííîãî ì Àâàòàð Tequila Slammer
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Mar 2006
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    11,009
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Òèíèåí, âîîáùå-òî â ðàçãîâîð âñòðÿë êàê ðàç òû, ñ óìíåéøåé ôðàçîé ïðî îïïîíåíòîâ, íàä êîòîðîé äî ñèõ ïîð ëîìàþò ãîëîâû ó÷àñòíèêè ñåé áåñåäû
    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Tinien Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Íó òû òî íà ðîëü îïïîíåíòà òî÷íî íå ãîäèøñÿ
    À íà ýòîò áðûê â ìîþ ñòîðîíó ìîãó ñêàçàòü òîëüêî - èäè-êà òû íàõóé, ìóäåíü â-óõî-åáàííûé, ïî äîðîãå ñ îáëàêàìè, èáî çàåáàë óæå íå ïî äåòñêè
    ìàìà ìûëà ðàìó ñìåðòü íåèçáåæíà áîãà íåò

  23. #1923
    Çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûé ïîëüçîâàòåëü Àâàòàð Rasmusa
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Dec 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Òåòðîïàê
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    8,089
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îíà

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Satyr Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    ß íà÷èíàþ ïîíèìàòü âîñòî÷íûå êóëüòóðû, â êîòîðûõ æåíùèíà íå èìååò ïðàâà âêëèíèâàòüñÿ â ìóæñêîé ðàçãîâîð ñî ñâîåé áîëòàâíåé.
    Ëè÷íî ìíå ïîõóé, ÷òî òû òàì äóìàåøü è êîãî ïîíèìàåøü, äèòÿ çàïàäíîé êóëüòóðû. Òåáå íàäî íàó÷èòüñÿ ïîëüçîâàòüñÿ ìîçãîì.
    We were in the wrong place
    But it was perfect timing
    © Hurts

  24. #1924
    Ìîäåðàòîð Àâàòàð Tinien
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Aug 2004
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Auckland
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    9,615
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Òåêèëêî, òû, äóðàøêà, äàæå íå ìîæåø çà íèòüþ ðàçãîâîðà óñëåäèòü Ïåðåëèñòàÿ ñòðàíè÷êó íàçàä, ìîæåò äîéäåò, õîòÿ âðÿäëè

    À íà ýòîò áðûê â ìîþ ñòîðîíó ìîãó ñêàçàòü òîëüêî - èäè-êà òû íàõóé, ìóäåíü â-óõî-åáàííûé, ïî äîðîãå ñ îáëàêàìè
    Èäè íà õóé, åáëàí-àëüôîíñ
    So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit.

  25. #1925
    Ñîâåñòü ôîðóìà Àâàòàð Satyr
    Äàòà ðåãèñòðàöèè
    Jul 2006
    Ïðîæèâàåò
    Ñîîáùåíèé
    1,328
    Îí/Îíà/Îíî? - Îí

    Ïî óìîë÷àíèþ

    Öèòàòà Èçíà÷àëüíî îïóáëèêîâàíî Rasmusa Ïîêàçàòü ñîîáùåíèå
    Ëè÷íî ìíå ïîõóé, ÷òî òû òàì äóìàåøü è êîãî ïîíèìàåøü, äèòÿ çàïàäíîé êóëüòóðû. Òåáå íàäî íàó÷èòüñÿ ïîëüçîâàòüñÿ ìîçãîì.
    Ôàðòóê — êóõíÿ — ïëèòà!

    Do you really thinkin' that I think you thinkin', do you?

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